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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
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“Bo Peep” by Shlomo featuring Jeremih
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9| Aristotle: | We are what we repeatedly do. |
|---|---|
| Plato: | Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM |
| Plato: | *high fives Socrates* |
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Due to FCC regulations, we cannot show graphic intercourse over the airwaves. Instead, Peter and Lois’s sex scene will be simulated by Dwayne Johnson.
this was literally the only good part of family guy in it’s entirety
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